24 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE JULY 7, 1995

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN.

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OUR FRIENDS MAY doubt Etienne's SiNThe NEXT MORNING, WHILE CHARLOTTE Helps CERATY, BUT NOT THE BOEUF BOURGUIGNONNE YOU WORK ON THE STILL DISASTROUS KITCHEN, he Holes UP IN THE BEDROOM, ARGUING ON THE PHONE, YOU THINK WITH JOBÉRT.....

He Served LAST NIGHT...

I DON'T USUALLY EAT MEAT, BUT I GOTTA SAY, THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY

PLEASE

NO MORE EXTRA ORDINARY THAN YOUR CHEEKBONES

CHARLOTTE.

THIS IS AWESOME. ZT'S TRUE ETIENNE

OK I'M CAPABLE OF SERVẲNG UP THINGS FAR more PLEASUTAble. E'LL SAY! GIGGLY

So WHO'S JOBERT

I DON'T REALLY KNOW. His FRIEND LEGSA MENTioned HiM..

AN OLD LOVER, MAYBE... THE COME TO THINK OF IT, I THINK HE CALLED HCA' BROTHER JOBERT ALSO.

... UN MUN...

BY Eric ORmer.

You CAN'T QUITE MAKE OUT WHAT IS BEING SAid. IT Sounds Like Somebody Absconded WITH THE CONTENTS OF SOMEbody ELSE'S BANK

ACCOUNT.

YOU REALIZE JUST HOW UNHEALTHY THIS BEHAVIOR IS, OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

Good. WHAT'S The BASTARD SAYANG?

LATER, YOU AND he HAVE A DUMB LITTLE AR GUMENT ABOUT A PAIR OF SOCKS. FOLLOWED BY AN EVEN DUMBER LITTLE ROUND OF ANGRYISH SEX.||

ETHAN, I'D ASK YOU NOT TO WEAR MY)-

THANG'S WÄTHOUT PERMISSION. WHAT THINGS P

MY STOCKINGS.

YOU MEAN THOSE SOCKS? No, No, Le Gold THOSE ARE MY SOCKS.

TOE STOCKINGS ARE MY OWN..

I bouGHT 'EM AT "STRUCTURE”? BUT, I MEAN, HEY, No biG DEAL,.. HAVE TAE SOCKS..

E DISLIKE

OTHERS WEARÄNG MY STOCKINGS

"OTHERS"WHAT THE HELL'S THAT? AND I TOLD YOU; THE SOCKS ARE MANE.

ABSURD! "LE GOLD TOE" C'EST UNE MARQUE QUEBEQUOλSE!...

MAYBE SO, Popë,

BUT I FOUND THEM

AT THE MALL...

I WANT

TO FUCK

You

NOW

WHEN YOU RETURN FROM THE ERRANDS YOU MAN. Meanwhile, SEVERAL THREATENING TELEGRAMS UFACTURed To GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, HE AND HAVE ARRIVE & FROM Rochester... CHAYL' ARE OUT ON THE FRONT STEPS HAVING AN UNLIKELY CONVERSATION ABOUT MAY SARTON.

YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON! YOU'VE ACTUALLY READ THE EDUCATAON OF HARRIET HATFIELD"?

I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THERE ARE GAY MEN WHO APPRECIATE HER... ETHAN ONLY READS, DAVAD LEAVITT..

MARVELOUS

SORRY, CHARLOTTE, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT SARTON WAS WRITING EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOUR PLEASURE R

HOW'S THE SOUFFLE?

SLOV

ETHAN GREEN

JMSHVILLE SHILS

THE FREN MUST GO

41111

Dykes To Watch Out For

their brilliant

careers

216

OVER THE DESSERT COURSE...

GINGER! GET YOUR NOSE OUTTA THAT BOOK! I'M TAKING YOU TO DINNER!

SO GINGER, HOWS FAST AND FURIOUS. YOU KNOW HOW THE DISSERTATION I'VE BEEN DODGING MY ADVISER COMING? FOR, LIKE, FIVE YEARS BECAUSE I NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO SHOW HER? la lentille d'or

WELL, YESTERDAY I SAW HER DUCK BEHIND A TREE AS I CROSSED THE CAMPUS. SHE HASN'T READ THE TWO FIFTYPAGE CHAPTERS I DUMPED ON HER DESK LAST MONTH.

LOIS, WHAT'S

WRONG? YOU

HAVEN'T TOUCHED YOUR POMEGRANATE YAM TART!

YEAH.

LOIS! GET DRESSED! WE'RE GOING TO LA LENTILLE D'OR AND I'M TREATING! I GOT THE JOB!

FOREVI GAL

WAY

TO GO,

GIRL!

HURRY UP AND GET READY! JUNE'S GONNA MEET US THERE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I'M THE SHELTER

DIRECTOR!

CONGRATULATIONS! SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA SO HOW'S IT FEEL START MAKING US FILL OUT TO BE AN ADMINREQUISITIONS WHEN WE ISTRATOR? NEED TO BORROW A TAMPON.

YOU MUST BE GETTING A HEFTY RAISE IF YOU CAN AFFORD THE LENTILLE D'OR.

CAN I GET THE POR. TOBELLO MUSHROOMS FLAMBE AND THE SMOKED ATLANTIC SEAWEED?

I DUNNO. I'M JUST THINKING. You GUYS ARE REALLY GOING SOMEWHERE WITH YOUR LIVES, AND I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M DOING THE SAME OLD THING I'VE ALWAYS DONE! I'M IN A RUT!

LOIS!

AFTER A DECENT INTERVAL...

YOU'RE

REALLY

UPSET!

EXCUSE ME A SECOND.

MAYBE WE SHOULD SEE IF SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

I'LL GO. IF OUR GORGEOUS WAITRESS COMES BY, GET ME ANOTHER CUP OF TEA. WAIT. HERE SHE IS.

LOIS, WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU OKAY?

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YEAH. WHY? HEY, SPARROW!MAKE SURE YOU GIVE OUR WAIT: RESS A BIG TIP. SHE'S TAKING ME OUT TO SOME CLUBS LATER.

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